Y's theory of siamese twins

OK so we were looking at the skype "hug" icon, which is a bear that hugs itself. We were looking at two of them, and had the following extremely hilarious conversation:

Y: Do you think they're related?
M: I think they are identical, siamese twins.

But then I pointed out that they were unlikely to be siamese twins, seeing as they were separated.

Y responded, "How do you know? Maybe we are just looking at them from two different angles. Maybe they are connected by the butt."

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