Y says it funniest half-asleep

Y says, "I have a million minutes, or miles, of stamina."

Editorial note 1: Huh?
Editorial note 2: I wasn't asking for a million minutes of stamina, just three hours worth (you can figure out how many minutes that is).
Editorial note 3: Is anyone actually reading this blog?
Editorial note 4: If anyone who is reading this blog can figure out how to put a tracker on the page so we can see how many people are reading, please let me know.