Y says it funniest

Although for some reason, he still remains unwilling to write it funniest, leaving me to paraphrase his humor and share it with the rest of the world.

Today's highlight (so far, the day is still young, and there is lots more time for him to say dumb things):

"How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None, she asks a Princeton student to do it for her."

My disclaimer: I'm not as dumb as I look. I really thought these things just twisted off. OK, maybe I should have paid more attention to the three screws, but whatever. It was dark.