New dumb statements from Y

Me: Did you put a secret code into your report?
Y: Not as far as I know, unless my subconscious is smarter than I think it is.

My response: Huh?!?

And in an unrelated statement about one of my siblings: Around Chanukah time, do you put her in a corner and hang trinkets from her?

(paraphrased to protect quasi-innocent third parties)